Tuesday, January 31, 2012
Monday, January 30, 2012
I’d Hate to Use a Sealant That Watches Me
Too bad cats are notoriously bad repairmen.
~Not-”Not-So-Handy Andy” Jack
Submitted by: Unknown
ARRRRGH
"So, Kristen, sweetie, how was school?"
"Fine."
"Anything fun happen?"
"No."
"Are you looking forward to your party this weekend?"
"I guess."
"Aw, c'mon, it's your sixteenth birthday! This is a big deal! How about I order you a nice frilly pink cake with lots of ribbons and bows and puppies on it? Huh? Would you like that?"
"MOTHER."
"What?"
"NO."
"Well, what kind of cake do you WANT me to order, then? Just tell me!"
"Something to communicate the utter futility of modern existence."
"...."
"And NO BOWS."
"Er... So you want like a skull and crossbones or something?"
"Just the skull."
"Right. Er...ok! Great! We'll just work in a fun pirate theme!"
"Whatever."
Many thanks to mom Karen G., who was told a "full-size, realistic skull" would be no problem, and got this instead. Though to be fair, I'm sure Kristen appreciated all the pink.
Friday, January 27, 2012
BEARD VIDEOS
Marksman Kevin S. send in this very funny video:
…Which reminds me of this:
…And no beard-madness theme would be complete without the inclusion of this classic Kids in the Hall sketch.
BULL'S-EYE!
Spider-Man:
NAILED IT.
Scooby Doo:
NAILED IT.
Optimus Prime:
THAT'LL BE $45.99, PLEASE.
Thanks to Heidi C., Matthew B., & Stephanie S. for helping us see double.
Thursday, January 26, 2012
Princess Leia Meets Tank Girl
One thing I think a lot of us like is mash-ups taking something and combining it with the style of something else. This awesome picture of Princess Leia done in the style of Tank Girl has come out. It looks really cool. I love the detail on her various patches and buttons. You can read more about this mash-up here.